The Superest

Liam Lium

Thu, 15 May 2008 07:51:32 -0500

Emits a constant stream of helium gas. The Drone says will be hilarious.]]>

Tue, 13 May 2008 23:53:51 -0500

Bores dates into submission Your attempts to escape will only remind him of another story.

Tue, 13 May 2008 06:47:10 -0500

They love you and leave you... for dead. martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.]]>

Mon, 12 May 2008 05:00:00 -0500

Willing to give their lives to destroy all things "plaque". Game hunters should really pay attention to the dangers of underbrushing.

Thu, 08 May 2008 23:16:33 -0500

Plush game hunter Everything is more cuddly when it's preserved with its own tears and mounted on a plaque on the wall.

Thu, 08 May 2008 07:19:41 -0500

Ambushes unsuspecting carnival workers. Not every carnie loses their limbs in the Tilt-A-Whirl.

Wed, 07 May 2008 00:12:12 -0500

Uses any rings he can find for his games. Holy Holer's halo should be perfect for jilting people out of their money two dollars at a time.]]>

Tue, 06 May 2008 07:34:45 -0500

Drilling holes by the bucketfull. Sieve of Destruction now?]]>

Mon, 05 May 2008 05:40:03 -0500

Shorting out complex machines during the night shift! 20.]]>

Fri, 02 May 2008 00:03:49 -0500

Uses science to create bug sized gas masks. Our little friends will breathe easier in their freshly Smallenated masks.

Thu, 01 May 2008 06:21:29 -0500

Kills all manner of pests! Prophylac-tick's chances of survival are eggshell thin.]]>

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:39:31 -0500

When you find yourself in a hot spot call on the Prophylactick. Claparella's applause just turned into a barrage of Boos and shouts of "You suck!"]]>

Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:15:52 -0500

A single clap brings the most handsome of heroes regret and discomfort. Phenomenalbert , his good looks will earn him a lot of applause.]]>

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 23:51:53 -0500

You can't improve on perfection. everywhere — even without a shirt on.]]>

Fri, 25 Apr 2008 08:01:45 -0500

hours.]]> Cavi-tease, this is what you get for wearing a skank.]]>