The Prophylactick

The Prophylactick

When you find yourself in a hot spot call on the Prophylactick.

Claparella's applause just turned into a barrage of Boos and shouts of "You suck!"

The Prophylactick held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, April 29, 2008 to Thursday, May 01, 2008, heartily vanquishing Claparella to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Didi Tee.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. A devestating combo of protection and nasty bugs!

    theobold | [ a ]

  2. i like the simplicity of this one a lot.

    brendan | [ a ]

  3. ahahahah, best Hero ever

    Nacho | [ a ]

  4. Easily vanquished by Soap: killing ticks and breaking down latex.

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  5. I just wanna say that I was skeeved out all night from looking up pictures of ticks. >shudder

    sutter | [ a ]

  6. This superhero attaches with its barbed mouth parts and can only be removed with tweezers... owowowowow.
    Spoon!

    Bexley | [ a ]

  7. I don't think I want to know what could defeat this guy. I'm scared.

    solaana | [ a ]

  8. Eeeeeew. I though he was supposed to stop you getting bugs in yer pants, not guarantee it.

    wrongwaygoback | [ a ]

  9. Defeated by the Pin Hole?

    Mike | [ a ]

  10. OK, this contest has been brilliant, I have laughed till almost peeing myself several times -- this is the first one I want on a t-shirt. Just let me know how to buy it and I will gladly pay.

    Jay | [ a ]

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