Kevin
11 | 21 | 2007
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It turns out the Floor Kraken is actually just a metaphor for Capn' Skard's father.
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So tell me Captain, how do you feeeeel about that?
I know that face from somewhere...
man of tights
Wow, I haven't checked this since it went up a month ago... I super impressed. You guys have made a great collection here. You need action cards. Mr. Jellyhead and Fun Uncle Stu are really, really funny.
this is genius
I would so buy the CCG based on these, and I HATE CCGs.
Munchkin: The Superest, coming in 2010
Been following this site since the first sketch, and officially de-lurked for this one. Fucking hilarious!
Hey - you were supposed to stay in hiding until we posted Baron DeLurker!
I love the hair. And the mustache.
Oh holy crap, isn't empathy was any super-hero really needs? I mean, who can understand one who is truly unique? Who will ever vanquish Dr. Empathy!?
Dr. Empathy looks like he might be the alter ego of this guy, or perhaps just a creepy doppelganger.
Did you ask who could vanquish this guy? There are a couple routes that I see being taken (of course, the one that is taken will be unlike anything I ever thought of, as Kevin and Sutter are genius). 1) Dr. Empathy's power is that of listening, so he could be vanquished by a hero that can't talk, or doesn't need to talk. 2) A hero that removes the Dr's ability to hear-- perhaps the Loch Ness Ear Wax Build-up Monster 3) A hero that overloads the sensory capacity of Dr. Empathy by needing more empathy than the Doctor could ever provide..... either that, or distract the man with the Wriggly Twins...
ooh!! I just thought of this one: 4) The ADHD Kid! His uncanny ability to be distracted by all things swirly, shiny, or new renders the Doctor's empathetic powers uselss! This kid can stare at the spiral swirls of Dr. E's emblem, get distracted by the shiny specks, think of anything and everything but his problems, and never once allow himself to settle into a calm theraputic mood!
Kevin, that evil alien skull head knee on the good doctor is genius.
I think he'll be beaten by Mr. Prozac, making therapists everywhere irrelevant!
( also Like the Dr. Empathy/Mr Prozac combo for literary reasons.)
Where's my T-Shirt?
I want one with a classy Dr Empathy and a subtle swirl watermark in the background, subscripted with a witty caption.
A typical session...
Dr. Empathy: So Capn', sounds to me like your father has really put a steering wheel in your pants?
Capin': Aye yes, He's drivin' me nuts!
Wow. I am substantially impressed. This may be my favorite new fun + pun + sketch site.
Defeated by: The Rock - Heartless and speechless, but a sharp crack to the head will knock out the most stalwart of psychologists.