Doctor Constipator

Doctor Constipator

Creating constipation concoctions.

Those Beetles will be jacked up when all the dung is backed up.

A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.

Doctor Constipator held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 17, 2008 to Thursday, June 19, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Beetlemaster to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Superstitious Villagers.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Yay, so far this villan has never attacked me.

    Ozzipie | [ a ]
  2. I think I would have gone for The Glove - or maybe a Kinky Boot Beast.

    Anyway, I usually get along great with the superest, having no problem catching the subtle playing with words. But I don't get this one, propably because English is not my first language. Could someone be so kind to dissect this one for me to see? Greetings from DK

    Mikkel | [ a ]
  3. Constipation is a condition where feces are difficult to expel, so there will be nothing for the dung beetles to create balls of.
    Greetings from Sweden

    #54 | [ a ]
  4. I just can't hate a hero with hatching.

    L | [ a ]
  5. I already know who beats him...
    My high school chemistry teacher gave my lab partner and me the nickname "The Fabulous Beaker Breaker Brothers". Our chemical reactions were always a little different than everyone else's; other people mixed their chemicals and got little bubbles, we mixed ours and our beaker shattered. We inadvertently broke a beaker or test tube at least once a week. It's tough to make your concoctions when you don't have anything to mix them IN.
    Ah, the good old days...

    Ometiklon | [ a ]
  6. I hate it when people give up without giving the dictionary a chance.

    Wicked gloves! Is it to reach in dark places?

    Cath | [ a ]
  7. Ahhh, the mighty trump card:

    Googly eyes

    burt | [ a ]
  8. I LOVE where this is going... or not going.
    And the eyes on those poor beakers. It's like they know the discomfort they are unwittingly helping to create.

    Textrix | [ a ]
  9. Googly googly go away!
    I personally love the monocle on a chain. Nice touch.

    solaana | [ a ]
  10. He has got a serious Pigeon toe issue going on there. Doctors can fix that these days.

    Robert | [ a ]
  11. I agree with Ometiklon. The next hero should be the Beaker Breaker Brothers.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  12. I don't think he's pigeon-toed, I think he is dancing "the mashed potato".

    I work in a chemistry lab, and must say none of our glassware is menacing enough to sport googly eyes. yet.

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  13. Oh, and he is defeated by Indian food, the world's strongest laxative. But it's so delicious!! I

    ajob223 | [ a ]
  14. is his concoction by any chance... glue?

    contained in those friendly doey beakers?

    manicmanc | [ a ]
  15. i dont think he's dancing or has pigeon toes..i think he's really really constipated. and loving it.

    LO | [ a ]
  16. Love this hero, but the comments on this one have made me laugh harder than any other so far. Ah, bathroom humor. What would we joke about if not you? Oh, yeah. Private parts... I, too, love the pigeon toes.

    Dear Brave Sarah | [ a ]

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