Detoxitron

Detoxitron

Featuring REVOLUTIONARY 12-Step Program.

Turns Alco-Hal to Hallowed Hal.

Detoxitron held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 26, 2007 to Saturday, October 27, 2007, heartily vanquishing Alco-Hal to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pothole.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

A Random Hero!

Texas Teany Bopper

Texas Teany Bopper

Attacks anyone rupturing her delicate surface "OMG! I totes just fKen kilt this burier guy! He wuz all 'Help, I can't breathe! Wah wah wah!' an I wuz all 'Ew, uh, no! Guh-ross' an he was all 'ur sooper hawttt' and I was all 'Uh, du-uhhh, creep' LOLZ!!1!"