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Turns Alco-Hal to Hallowed Hal.

Detoxitron held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 26, 2007 to Saturday, October 27, 2007, heartily vanquishing Alco-Hal to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pothole.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

A Random Hero!

The Toothed  Wormhole

The Toothed Wormhole

What goes in... doesn't come out. When time itself swallows you, nobody hears you scream! ...that or everyone hears you scream.