A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.
Night Mayor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, December 15, 2008 to Thursday, December 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Slumbering Giant to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Rooster.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Sprays watery mist from his ears... and has four times the normal luck! A squirt every now and then should keep Tear Cat away from the plants as well.