Ben Soilperocks-Hyde

Ben Soilperocks-Hyde

Hours and Hours of dry conversation.

This guy leaves dinner parties as desiccated as a prune.

A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.

Ben Soilperocks-Hyde held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 18, 2007 to Thursday, October 18, 2007, heartily vanquishing Albert McAcne to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hyuky Laffenjoke.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Any relation to Ben Stein?

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