Major Fatigue declared the longest and most successful armistice from Monday, February 09, 2009 to Tuesday, May 12, 2009. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The incontestable bane of step-family. Step-dad will probably just be forced to dance in heated iron shoes, brought forth with tongs, until he dies. That seems to be a popular punishment among fairy-tale royalty.