Major Fatigue declared the longest and most successful armistice from Monday, February 09, 2009 to Tuesday, May 12, 2009. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Radiates a force of Pull. The Spring Break Monster just aged by about 60 years. Good luck trying to feed.