A distinguished member of The League of Monocles.
Starch Duke Ferdinand held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, July 28, 2008 to Monday, July 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Bends to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hugh Midity.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…