The Straightener
Straightens all things crooked
When he writes he straightens all his S's. Ever been to Millillippi?
The Straightener held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 01, 2010 to Thursday, February 04, 2010, heartily vanquishing Stage Hook to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Gordian Nazi.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Audience
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
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HellMütt
Safety last. Hurk's final stunt will be to give a slight bout of indigestion as his head passes through the large intestine.