Decicorn

Decicorn

Ten times the hooves. Ten times the trampling.

Finally all those horseshoes can be put to good use.

Decicorn held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 09, 2008 to Thursday, September 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Horseshoe King to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lady Godiva.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Am I mis-counting? "10 times the horns" certainly, but I only see 2.5 times the hooves of a normal unicorn.

    Stuart | [ a ]

  2. Damn! Stuart beat me to it with the smartassery.

    It *does* have ten times the *horns,* though.

    Garrett Albright | [ a ]

  3. He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin....

    Horrible | [ a ]

  4. A one-hoof unicorn is a lovely mental image, though. Clop.

    And it's also the inspiration for the pogo stick. (The More You Know!)

    Filip | [ a ]

  5. A 40-legged Decicorn is quite the equestrian equation...

    bettsmedia | [ a ]

  6. And I wonder what the horsepower is on this Hybrid.

    (ok, I am done)

    bettsmedia | [ a ]

  7. As for the trampling, maybe he makes four passes over the victim? Thus fulfilling the "10 times" the trampling of a normal horse.

    Ahhh too early in the morning for math.

    burt | [ a ]

  8. Shouldn't it be "Decacorn" instead of "Decicorn?" A decicorn would only have a tenth of a horn.

    dannyness | [ a ]

  9. This is pretty bad ass. Can Kevin draw this and you put it on a shirt?

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  10. IAN: Hilarious.

    STUART: The 'ten times' I am referring to is ONE hoof times TEN = ten hooves.

    sutter | [ a ]

  11. Hey Kids- there are 10 HOOFS. Not 10 sets of hoofs. You people really don't have much imagination.

    niff | [ a ]

  12. 9 horns on his head, and one on his ass.... ...freaking hilarious!

    The Philanthropist | [ a ]

  13. The ass-horn is defense against hop-ons.

    Does he need to piss like ten racehorses?

    ajob223 | [ a ]

  14. When I first saw the name Decicorn, I immediately thought he'd just be catching all the Horseshoe King's horseshoes on his ten horns.... but I was wrong!

    I also wonder if he runs in circles if he has 6 legs on his right hand side and only 4 on the left?

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  15. nice work sutter, this cracked me up. Reminds me of Sleipnir, Odin's eight-legged horse.

    E | [ a ]

  16. @ Horrible: yes! just watched that last night...

    omegajew | [ a ]

  17. Bah! Someone beat me to the Sleipnir (or Sleipner as we usually say in Sweden) comment...you better be nordic, E, cause I sure am! :)

    Aron | [ a ]

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