The Horseshoe King held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 09, 2008 to Tuesday, September 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Thumber to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Decicorn.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

The same quality heroing at one-third the cost! The Seamstress just couldn't compete. Ninety-nine percent of all hero start-ups fail in their first week. Ninety-nine!