Gordian Nazi

Gordian Nazi

You can't make straight what you can't untie.

Don't hate him too much. He's one of those goofy, lovable Nazis like you see on Hogan's Heroes.

Gordian Nazi held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, February 04, 2010 to Monday, February 08, 2010, heartily vanquishing The Straightener to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Seamstress.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I know... I know... it's spelled wrong. I'm fixing it now.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  2. yeah, but its still just plain WRONG.
    the signing in the shoe shine is brilliant! (I'm very punny)

    James | [ a ]

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