Wonder Rind

Wonder Rind

Ten times harder than the hardest cheese.

No grate can tolerate its indestructible composition! Or, for that matter, its musical or literary compositions.

Wonder Rind held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 01, 2009 to Monday, October 05, 2009, heartily vanquishing Harold the Grate to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Fondude.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Yay! A real super hero-like super hero with real super hero powers! Who'd have expected that in here?

    Say cheese!

    mikkel | [ a ]

  2. I am so loving the richochets!

    Helena | [ a ]

  3. Shouldn't the second crook be saying "Let's cheese it!"?

    Shem | [ a ]

  4. Haha - NICE, Shem :)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. "Pew!" is the most underused sound-word of the american vernacular.

    B-Guy | [ a ]

  6. This is even funnier when you're a fan of "The Wire." XD

    Ellyn  | [ a ]

  7. Heh first thing to pop into mind when thinking of ways to defeat the cheese is Mighty Mouse. What better way to defeat indestructible italico than a resolute rodent?

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  8. He looks pretty menacing despite the fact that he's just kind of lying around, presumably giving of a faint smell...

    Aron  | [ a ]

  9. @aron - hey! That's kind of what this guy did too.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  10. Heh! Indeed, but at least he lies ON TOP of someone! :D

    aron  | [ a ]

  11. hello,


    thanks for the great quality of your blog, each time i come here, i'm amazed.

    black hattitude.

    black hattitude | [ a ]

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