The Suppressor

The Suppressor

Wrestles oversized appetites into submission.

You're not as hungry when one side of your stomach is touching the other.

The Suppressor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, October 14, 2008 to Wednesday, October 15, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Competitive Eater to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Caulie Collie.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Easiest way to attain a flat stomach.

    burt | [ a ]
  2. A flat everything.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  3. Ha Ha just seeing all that body hair has made ME lose my appetite!

    Nice one Kevin

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  4. Is that Kobayashi, the Japanese hot-dog-eating menace, 'neath The Supressor?

    Daniel Anan | [ a ]
  5. Large and hairy... like Bear...

    officialsidekick | [ a ]

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