The Fondude

The Fondude

Melts cheeses for his wild hootenannies.

He'll kick your asiago real gouda.

The Fondude held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, October 05, 2009 to Thursday, October 08, 2009, heartily vanquishing Wonder Rind to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stampete, The One-Man Herd.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Oh man - wonderful style, Sutter! And clever defeat! And awesome type!

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  2. Wonderful artwork! I see a little Kandinsky in there. Or is it Miro? Only some kind of outrageous post-modernist superhero can defeat him! Bring in Matthew Barney!!

    aron  | [ a ]
  3. *clink*
    *clink*
    *clink*

    This town ain't big enough for the both of us.

    Vercalos | [ a ]
  4. Best 'Additional Notes' yet!!!

    The Philanthropist | [ a ]
  5. Agree with The Philanthropist, great Additional Notes.

    It would look good on a shirt.

    netdruid | [ a ]
  6. There may be a slight delay on the next hero! I just got a rush job. Look for the defeat later today.

    In the meantime... if you can refrain from GUESSING the next hero, that would save me a lot of trouble. Especially if you call it before I post it.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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