Down Undercutter

Down Undercutter

Slashing prices and throats since 1980

In today's economy, rising poison prices are a big concern. Let this gentle Aussie take you outback for the deal of a lifetime.

Down Undercutter held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, August 28, 2008 to Tuesday, September 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Black Marketeer to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shrimp on a Barbie.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Woot, I'm an Austalian as well. Even though that's stereotyping I still love it.

    El Pie-o | [ a ]
  2. lets play knivesy spoonsy

    defjingle | [ a ]
  3. What's this? A fellow selling dangerous items in secret underground locations? A goofy-looking guy with a weaponised boomerang? Where've I heard this before?

    L | [ a ]
  4. I never understood armored boomerangs. Yeah, you're throwing it at someone, but then doesn't it come back at you as a weapon?

    I know we're not supposed to suggest heroes here, but I'm hoping this guy gets beat by common sense.

    atm | [ a ]
  5. Hahah - you just had me laughing for a while, ATM :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  6. Sutter, I love the attention to detail here (aussie belt buckle/snake skin vest) and may I say this is my favorite name/quote/additional comment you have ever posted. Great work!

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  7. @ATM: Luckily common sense has no hold on cartoons. (especially mine.)

    sutter | [ a ]
  8. @ATM: I suppose Down Under-Cutter has never seen The Road Warrior. And it was an Australian production!

    burt | [ a ]
  9. I want a shirt of this one. I work at an Outback Steakhouse, and I'd like to convince my boss to make it our official uniform.

    RobotKeaton | [ a ]
  10. Nice butt-chin!

    Daniel | [ a ]

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