Jane Smoker

Jane Smoker

Her fog confuses and sedates bees.

Restaurants across the globe fear her so much that they gave her her own section.

Jane Smoker held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, November 05, 2008 to Tuesday, November 11, 2008, heartily vanquishing Son of Drone to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Surgeon General.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That may well be the least attractive chest I've ever seen. But what she lacks in chest, she makes up for in legs. What sexy curves!

    herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  2. Poor Jane! I really like her boobies.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  3. She looks so vulnerable, so worn down by life.

    New cigarette box warning: smoking will make you develop 7 elbows.

    L | [ a ]
  4. Haha, even the cigs in the pack are smoking? Yikes.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. Jane Smoker doesn't even need a hero to vanquish her. Her nicotine habit will finish her off in no time!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  6. Given the name Jane, I'm not convinced it's a nicotine cigarette she's got there.

    chrism | [ a ]
  7. GENTLEMEN!

    Zach | [ a ]
  8. Any relation to this past hero?

    http://www.thesuperest.com/archives/2007/10/25/k08_bettyluke/

    Mel | [ a ]
  9. @Matt and Kevin:
    Is it not at all possible to have large (A0 size) Posters printed with a year's worth of Heroes on them?

    I KNOW I'd order one! ;-)

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  10. Mountain gnome> That is a fantastic idea!! Actually I might actually even prefer a huge poster than a book, that's how good your idea is. Actually I'd probably end up buying both!

    mikkel | [ a ]
  11. That's not a bad idea fellas... we're a little indisposed to create it right now, but it's something I'd consider in the future :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  12. Kevin: Let us know when its ready. It'd make a grand addition to your Superest Store!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

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