Surgeon General held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, November 11, 2008 to Thursday, November 13, 2008, heartily vanquishing Jane Smoker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Caffiend.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Dancing the folk out of your toilet. Clogging the face of Loo and having a great time doing it.