Betty Luke

Betty Luke

Gettin' by just fine without any taste.

She don't mean no harm. But, nevertheless...

Betty Luke held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 25, 2007 to Thursday, October 25, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Taste Burglar to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Alco-Hal.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I know her!

    Ok, I just wish I did.

    rob | [ a ]
  2. Well, I may not know her, but I know women just like her.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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