Hot-shave Carl

Hot-shave Carl

Ever meet a Ring Leader without a mustache that was worth a damn?

Teaching people how to comb it over for 40 years.

Hot-shave Carl held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, October 19, 2007 to Saturday, October 20, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Ring Leader to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Pro Swimmer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Very clever!

    angie | [ a ]

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