The Hunchback of Middle High held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 09, 2008 to Tuesday, June 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing The False Alarmers to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Dr Ted, Chiropractor.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Explodes Busboys. You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.