Dr Ted, Chiropractor held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, June 10, 2008 to Tuesday, June 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Hunchback of Middle High to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Lily Livered Lenny.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Him terminate birth in that theological grey area. Baby New Year won't even make it out of diapers.