The False Alarmers

The False Alarmers

An unlikely team of experts specializing in setting off the fire drill. Chubby Tim Rogers: His poorly-aimed dodgeball frequently hits the fire alarm. Jeremy The Delinquent: Needs to get suspended so he can go to Burning Man. Janitor Rufus: A fire drill guarantees him a 20-minute nap under the bleachers.

Mr. Carver's Class will barely get their goggles on before they're forced to line up in the parking lot.

The False Alarmers held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, June 06, 2008 to Monday, June 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing Mr. Carvers Biology Class to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Hunchback of Middle High.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Ohhhh: A Burning Man reference!

    Ahhhh: Very nice lettering, Kevin.

    burt | [ a ]
  2. I love it. Although, you know... the Janitor really should be the one with the flask.

    Beautiful job though. And, great way to get out of class.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]
  3. I love it. Although, you know... the Janitor really should have a flask.

    Beautiful job though. And, great way to get out of class.

    the carboxyl group | [ a ]
  4. HA HA at Jeremy! Whats burning in his rollup? Great Defeat for the Biology class!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  5. Wow - you probably didn't mean to give me ideas about how to get out of work early, but I really need the sleep.

    solaana | [ a ]
  6. Jeremy is totally the type that would wear one of those new BACON shirts.

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  7. Haha, I love this one. A great follow up.

    Jeanie | [ a ]
  8. No dodgeball uniform would be complete without some protective goggles!

    Anthony Holden | [ a ]
  9. Amazing! Each one's weaknesses are balanced by the others!
    They're non-vulnerable!

    L | [ a ]
  10. I would also have dug seeing Channel 1 (the edutainment channel) take out the class.

    Danielcg | [ a ]

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