Time-Traveling Chimp held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 13, 2007 to Thursday, December 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Creationist to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Toothed Wormhole.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
They love you and leave you... for dead. You can't be a martyr without dying — no matter how much tri-phosphorus preservamate you contain.