Time-Traveling Chimp

Time-Traveling Chimp

He's not near as interested with the past as he is with the FUTURE!

But he did come back to show us what a smart little guy he evolved into.

Time-Traveling Chimp held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, December 13, 2007 to Thursday, December 13, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Creationist to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Toothed Wormhole.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Want!
    Could you please make this into a tshirt? Or would you allow me to make one for myself? In fact, I think you should make the whole series into tshirts, or more realistically, moo stickers...

    Alex Robinson | [ a ]

  2. I love how that hing on his head is like a yamuka, or whatever. Double whammy.

    deadpool | [ a ]

  3. You think they would have developed a slightly more wearable time travel device, like a backpack. I mean he has to lug that thing everywhere!

    TheJones | [ a ]

  4. There are too many good ones here - some t-shirts would be awesome!

    Or would you let us use the images to perhaps get our own t-shirts made up? If we say make a donation or something?

    Jase | [ a ]

  5. Monkeys rule! Everyone should have a time-traveling chimp.

    Wout | [ a ]

  6. Everyone HAS a time-traveling chimp. He's just still in the future and hasn't shown up yet.

    Zugzug | [ a ]

  7. Defeated by the Temporal Paradox?

    backpacker | [ a ]

  8. What is that behind his right foot? Do chimps re-evolve tails in the future?

    Backpacker,
    I was thinking Grandfather Paradox.

    SeanH | [ a ]

  9. What is that behind his right foot? Do chimps re-evolve tails in the future?
    That's a cord extending from the bottom of his machine.

    obmug | [ a ]

  10. BEST SUPEREST EVER!

    Davey | [ a ]

  11. Don't think it's a tail. Although a Chimp *did* grow a tail in David Brin's "Heaven's Reach".

    I'm predicting he will be vanquished by "Business Meeting" where time has no meaning and there is no escape.

    woozy | [ a ]

  12. Hilarious! Looks like he'll put his 'Jukebox' down, and show us some dancing moves.
    Not to nitpick, but just to have both past and future references agree, I would go with "He's not nearly as interested with the past.."

    Defeated by:
    Discharged Battery (oh the legal puns) - The death of your electronic device is regretted.

    or

    The EMI (Electromagnetic interference) Watch Dog - Sir, your device has exceeded the permissible levels. Please step aside now!

    Leo | [ a ]

  13. Noted and edited! Thanks Leo :D

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  14. This must be what a russian chrononaut looks like...

    Gerren | [ a ]

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