Stiff Breeze

Stiff Breeze

Just the right wind to extinguish your flame and goose your bumps

Your nipples will be erect with fear after a chilly gust from Stiff Breeze.

Stiff Breeze held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 07, 2008 to Wednesday, April 09, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Pyro to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Wind Breaker.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Wow, this guy just exudes an air of confidence. Great job!

    toofar | [ a ]

  2. Luuuuuuke. I-eeeeeee aaaaaaammm yyyyyooouuuur Faaaatheeerrrrrr.

    Mike Fox | [ a ]

  3. Stiff? Bumps? Nipples? Erect?

    This is all a bit risqué don't you think?

    Allister | [ a ]

  4. sutter, why is his hair and uniform blowing one way and the fan the other?

    btw, love that smug look. :)

    haz | [ a ]

  5. Could you guys make an archive page that has all of the heros listed by name?

    The hand lettering is too much a part of the charm to spoil it by putting them names on the main page, but it's totally impossible to search for your favorites now that there are so many.

    Joseph | [ a ]

  6. LOL @ Mike Fox! Who didn't use to do that as a kid during the summertime?

    Anton | [ a ]

  7. I love what you're doing these days Sutter. Lookin' real, real good.

    Iancorey | [ a ]

  8. Probably got his powers from the same guy as 'happy hour'.

    Tom | [ a ]

  9. Looks like he wouldn't get winded easily.

    burt | [ a ]

  10. @HAZ: It's meant as more of a costume than a winded look. He's a very stylish fellow.

    sutter | [ a ]

  11. He He He I love this Hero Matt. Does he chew cool minty chews to make that Icy Breeze? Pyro is gonna be smouldering in the corner after Stiff Breeze comes around!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

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