The Pyro held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, April 07, 2008 to Monday, April 07, 2008, heartily vanquishing Mr. Fantastic Feathers, Canary Incredible to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Stiff Breeze.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Anton Peck.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Destroys hourglass figures. Time will probably move a lot faster as Hourglass turns into more of a Cylinder or Spheroid of Hate.