The Superest

Damn! I'm up so early because of an evil chirping bird!

Due to his hidden resistance to gaseous death, Mr. Feathers lures the Tunneler to his noxious doom!

But... what happens to Mr. Fantastic Feathers now that his carrier is death-gassed and he's stuck in a cage?

Hopefully something fantastic and/or incredible.

brilliant

What a terrific bird! His eyes... looks like he's flying high - on stupefying gasses.

I agree with Burt. Unless, incredibly, Lord Byron Oxyde is having a reading nearby, he's not making it out of there.

This is cool in an obscure kind of way! Sylvester will get that tweeting Canary!

hahahahahaha, very creative!

This is awesome! The greatest since "Toothed wormhole" and "Space Hookers".

At the risk of sounding like an idiot, I'm gonna be honest.

I don't get it.

Well, Steven, ordinary cartoon canaries drop dead the moment they get a whiff of odorless poison gas, which serves as an early warning to miners. But what Carpal Tunneler didn't know is that Mr. FF is no ordinary canary! ...So the canary doesn't die, and he blunders right into the gas and cacks it. It's an awfully roundabout way to 'vanquish' someone, I know, but it's stylishly insidious.

from wikipedia:

Canaries were once regularly used in coal mining as an early warning system. Toxic gases such as carbon monoxide and methane in the mine would kill the bird before affecting the miners. Because canaries tend to sing much of the time, they provided both a visual and audible cue in this respect.

Oh. That makes sense.

Thanks.

Brilliant!!! This is pure genius, I've not laughed this much in a loooong time!

I like how people tend to put "Mister" in front of the names of pets. Especially old people.
Perhaps defeated by the local Crazy Old Cat Lady?

That poor canary's cage is far too small for it.

LOL

that is great