The Reamer

The Reamer

Bigger hands means more paper cuts.

Richie's chances of survival are paper thin.

The Reamer held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, May 21, 2008 to Friday, May 23, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Diabolical Fists of Little Richie Hawkins to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Shredlock.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Alternate tagline: Richie was just college-ruled by his own failed tests.

    sutter | [ a ]
  2. smart move

    ali | [ a ]
  3. 'cept for the D- part of course

    ali | [ a ]
  4. Well Sutter, this hero certainly looks good on paper.

    burt | [ a ]
  5. I'd watch out for his Three Hole Punch!

    Bettsmedia | [ a ]
  6. Is that essay about smoking banana peels?

    Iancorey | [ a ]
  7. it's gonna tage an effort to cut somebody with those edges... maybe tickle..

    Big bad dane | [ a ]
  8. What's more menacing than 8 or 9 eyebrows? Nothing! ... Except maybe 10 eyebrows, but that's just excessive.

    Herrimanjoe | [ a ]
  9. Paper beats rock, everytime, all the time.

    becker | [ a ]
  10. yeah but, scissors cut paper
    so uh... there

    ksutt | [ a ]
  11. Ahahahah this is the best one I think. Mainly because I'm in a job dealing with several reams of paper a day and my hands are shredded XD

    EURYLEIA | [ a ]

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Verily! Thine foot doth he vex and only! McCandz's feet are going to be way too sore to do any fighting this week. We'll be refunding ticket costs shortly.