The Reamer

Super Duper Observations and Comments:

Alternate tagline: Richie was just college-ruled by his own failed tests.

smart move

'cept for the D- part of course

Well Sutter, this hero certainly looks good on paper.

I'd watch out for his Three Hole Punch!

Is that essay about smoking banana peels?

Big bad dane

it's gonna tage an effort to cut somebody with those edges... maybe tickle..

Herrimanjoe

What's more menacing than 8 or 9 eyebrows? Nothing! ... Except maybe 10 eyebrows, but that's just excessive.

Paper beats rock, everytime, all the time.

yeah but, scissors cut paper
so uh... there

Ahahahah this is the best one I think. Mainly because I'm in a job dealing with several reams of paper a day and my hands are shredded XD