The Superest

CPSC offers the following safety tips when
using Shredlock:
• Never allow children to operate Shredlock, even under adult supervision.
Shredlock can pull children’s fingers into the hair.
• Place Shredlock in an area less accessible to children.
• Do not place hands or fingers in the Shredlock's hair.
• Do not operate Shredlock while wearing loose fitting clothing that may enter
the shredder opening.
• Keep hair and items, such as a tie or a long necklace, away from Shredlock
hair.

Paul | [ a ]

What a very specific/random purpose this hero has, Kevin!

Obligatory pun:

Looks like The Reamer has gotten into a hairy situation.

burt | [ a ]

I an' I teenk dees picture man be most massive bumbaclot rasta. Irie.

Iancorey | [ a ]

If Shredlock spends 30% of his time shredding Reamers and their avenging cohorts, he probably spends the other 70% trying to convince people that he DOES NOT have a serious dandruff problem.

Herrimanjoe | [ a ]

Shredlock sounds like a beauticians nightmare, or could it be that defeat comes from the beautician's trimmers.

The anticipation!

netdruid | [ a ]

Does he live on the beach?

The military would take care of thos dreds fo sho.

solaana | [ a ]

Oh, little darlin, stir it up. come on, babe!
Come on and stir it up, wo-o-a!
Little darlin, stir it up! stick with me, baby!
Come on, come on and stir it up, oh-oh!
Little darlin, stir it up

Cannito | [ a ]

excellent idea!

Felipe Ferreira | [ a ]

Shredlock HOLMES???!

eg | [ a ]