
Bored Office BersWerker held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, November 23, 2007 to Monday, November 26, 2007, heartily vanquishing Teavil to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Xplode.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Jon Burgerman.
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Over-exposes film with his penetrative Glowbobeam™. What's that noise? Why, Silent Film Director, weeping over his lost masterpieces.