Xplode

Xplode

Has Xciting supply of illegal fireworks.

No one can stay bored, or not get their tea-drinking pinky blown off, with Xplode around!

Xplode held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, November 26, 2007 to Monday, November 26, 2007, heartily vanquishing Bored Office BersWerker to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sweaty Palmer.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Umm, not really the response I had expected. I love the superhero, but I would have used him as a response to something else :) Keep em coming!

    jon Hansson | [ a ]

  2. Nothing cures boredom like trying to find blown off fingers in long grass!

    Ian | [ a ]

  3. I think the point is in doing NOT what is expected. Every new hero is a round-a-bout way of vanquishing the last. That's the whole point of being creative. It's also a great way to get an unexpected laugh!

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]

  4. PS will T-shirts of any of these be available? I sure hope so!!!

    blipple bloop blop | [ a ]

  5. I have this great image in my head of X-plode hiding under the Bored Office Beswerker's desk with a Zippo in his hand.

    Sean | [ a ]

  6. I see the delivery of the xcitement similar to that of Terry Tate - office linebacker. You have had ten coffee breaks today Ned. Bang!

    MORK | [ a ]

  7. Are those burn marks or blood stains on his pants?

    Paul | [ a ]

  8. Vanquished by:
    The Danger Ranger
    Protecting his forests from fires AND illegal merrymaking.

    Zach | [ a ]

  9. How long can such a superhero live? Too much X citement can kill you know? !!

    Ha Ha guys keep em coming!

    PS: for some strange reason, the IT dept at work blocked your site, I guess it's too entertaining to read during office hours...

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]

  10. For his sake, I hope he's not hot-tempered.

    burt | [ a ]

  11. Gunpowder tea, anyone?

    Nickers | [ a ]

  12. I'm a bit confused as to how this guy is going to vanquish the tea drinker. Maybe if we would of had some old English lady that throws "killer" Tea parties...

    Shane | [ a ]

  13. It's less about defeating the tea drinking power, and more about defeating the boredom. I just didn't feel like going that route ;)

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

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