Pretzeled Pete

Pretzeled Pete

Salty through and through.

Other powers include making you really, really thirsty.

Pretzeled Pete held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, April 17, 2008 to Friday, April 18, 2008, heartily vanquishing Sugar Suck to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Carb Cutter.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. He's twisted. But so are you, Sutter. And this whole website.

    No wonder I check it every day.

    JBLIII | [ a ]

  2. Any relation to the carpel tunneler?

    Theobold | [ a ]

  3. It's a little-known fact that water-sugar-salt is the junk food equivalent of paper-scissors-rock.

    L | [ a ]

  4. omg he has no arms!!! i wonder how he manages to to close his raincoat...

    r00l0rd | [ a ]

  5. Being a pretzel is knot an advantage.

    But it does make for great puns.

    And for Seinfeld references!

    burt | [ a ]

  6. I love the notes of pirate-ism... yarrr, salty!

    ADAM | [ a ]

  7. He better not ever sail to Germany, because he'd be devoured (by canibals?) in seconds. In other news, he totally reminds me of a sandworm. Or, Leto II, somewhere around 1,000 years into his reign.


    Now I want a pretzel.

    solaana | [ a ]

  8. Looks like he's suffering from the bends.

    Mouse | [ a ]

  9. These pretzels are making me thirsty!

    Kramer | [ a ]

  10. Also defeated President Bush on one occasion...

    Jon | [ a ]

  11. The use of the double "P" in the shape of the pretzel is impressive. Or maybe I'm just seeing things.

    Brandon | [ a ]

  12. I was hoping for Wilford Brimley and his "Diabettus" ray would catch up with Sugar Suck. This victory is not a sweet one.

    Reechard | [ a ]

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