The Dog Pounder

The Dog Pounder

Pounds dogs flat!

Lucky for Lassy, she's got nine lives. Oh wait. That's cats.

The Dog Pounder held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, February 19, 2010 to Tuesday, February 23, 2010, heartily vanquishing Lassy to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Carpenter Ant.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I suppose he keeps the collected dogs in a filing cabinet, more effeciant than a dog pound.

    Also, you missed the opportunity to make a pun on 'Dog pound' too.

    Tombot | [ a ]

  2. Oh, wait, never mind, yes you did.

    Tombot | [ a ]

  3. How are petowners suppose to adopt dogs after he gets through with them?

    ROFL | [ a ]

  4. Well, you don't adopt a dog. You eat it, like a sort of meaty pudding.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  5. You killed Ernie!!!

    Mottershead | [ a ]

  6. @ROFL - Now it's easier than ever: you just put the dog in your wallet or special album - it's just like Pokemons. Poodles, dachshounds, german shepherds - gotta catch 'em all!

    Mabande | [ a ]

  7. WHAT?! Lassy destroyed by the dog pounder...who pounds dogs!? This deserves a rematch-Lassy could have easily used her sword skills to get out of this one...

    Chlo | [ a ]

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