Lassy

Lassy

Rescues kids in danger

"Bark! Bark!" "What is it, girl? Bobby, Susie, Tommy, Billy, Timmy and Sally are stuck in a sweat shop sewing Jonas Brothers bracelets? Good girl, let's go!"

Lassy held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, February 15, 2010 to Friday, February 19, 2010, heartily vanquishing Child Labor Squad to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Dog Pounder.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. I don't know about this... There's 7 kids in the Child Labor Squad, but only 6 kids on Lassie's back. That means someone was left behind. What kind of hero leaves a kid behind?

    Ometiklon | [ a ]
  2. I shouldn't even have to mention this because it's so obvious but, the 7th kid was a plant! He was an insider, a mole and was therefore eaten.

    Sutter | [ a ]
  3. Lassy burns a lot of calories liberating and then carrying all those kids, she might need a quick snack somewhere along the way. And in unrelated news, the snack-sized kid seems to be the one missing.

    Matt C. | [ a ]
  4. I disagree with the concept that Lassy ate a child. Obviously, one of the children stayed behind because they decided several years of forced labor would look good on their resume.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]
  5. no, no. he simply liked it so much he moved to where it was a lawfully accepted practice: China.
    ... sadly, the sock monkey is still missing though.

    James | [ a ]
  6. Lassie looks at lot like Santa's Little Helper too

    James | [ a ]
  7. The child on the bottom left appears to be sad at being saved.. maybe he feels guilty because, in fact, he was the mole, and now his brother has been eaten... or he lost his Mojo.. I would be sad if i left Mojo behind.

    tanya | [ a ]
  8. Wait a minute here - you're saying kids with moles gets eaten?!

    Mabande | [ a ]

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