Stampete, The One-Man Herd held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, October 08, 2009 to Tuesday, October 13, 2009, heartily vanquishing The Fondude to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Jerry Curl.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Poetry that destroys metal. After his poem rusts Guilloteen's stuff, she'll have to evaluate it in English class. Double burn!