Joyless Stick

Joyless Stick

The thumb's worst enemy.

The only thing ergonomic about this guy is... well, nothing, I guess.

I tried to make a joke, but... uh...

Don't look at me!

Joyless Stick held the coveted title of Current Champ from Friday, September 11, 2009 to Monday, September 14, 2009, heartily vanquishing Jack Horner to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Step Dad.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. The rattle really makes this guy seem more dangerous. Freaking genius!!!

    The Philanthropist | [ a ]

  2. It kind looks like it's joyless sticks are reaching out for love...

    Brittany | [ a ]

  3. Down down right right up left up left B A start?

    Paul | [ a ]

  4. For added effect, the cable should be coming right out of the side, as in the old Intellivision pads.
    (Why yes, I am a geek.)

    Jorpho | [ a ]

  5. Actually reminds me a bit of those old keyboards where the directional keys were all in a straight line along the bottom.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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