Sound Burier held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, June 04, 2009 to Monday, June 08, 2009, heartily vanquishing Falsetto to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Texas Teany Bopper.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Siphons moisture. Poor Amphibiore. He's about be the amphibian equivalent of a raisin. Though I bet even he will taste better in a cookie. Take that, raisins.