Falsetto

Falsetto

His pitch shatters glass

Questioning his manhood only makes him angrier.

Falsetto held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 01, 2009 to Thursday, June 04, 2009, heartily vanquishing Fermenting Tank to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sound Burier.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Well, a look at his pants really does make me wanna question his manhood...

    Hannah | [ a ]
  2. He has the bonus super power of emitting glass objects from his mouth to shatter with that voice.

    Belegurth | [ a ]
  3. Hey Dude! Found you guys through a post on OddNod.com. You made my day!

    Jeff | [ a ]

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