Texas Teany Bopper

Texas Teany Bopper

Attacks anyone rupturing her delicate surface

"OMG! I totes just fKen kilt this burier guy! He wuz all 'Help, I can't breathe! Wah wah wah!' an I wuz all 'Ew, uh, no! Guh-ross' an he was all 'ur sooper hawttt' and I was all 'Uh, du-uhhh, creep' LOLZ!!1!"

Texas Teany Bopper held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 08, 2009 to Thursday, June 11, 2009, heartily vanquishing Sound Burier to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Boy Band Productions Presents: Clean4Teens.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Play her off, Keyboard Cat. Play her off.

    Sutter does it for the lulz.

    burt | [ a ]

  2. And for a chance to reference the Beverly Hillbillies. He mentions them in every single eulogy he gives as well.

    bearskinrug | [ a ]

  3. This is a slick one.

    Belegurth | [ a ]

  4. Heh. Not my favorite to be honest. To be defeated by;

    Pump Daddy- Making sure his girls make him money.

    Nah.. that's just too tasteless, I am thinking.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

  5. This one is fabulous! I love the pearl necklace, and the little pony tail holder/braces. Tee-hee I'm totally the rich daughter of a rich country club oil family. Wonderful!

    shannon | [ a ]

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