Santa Claws

Santa Claws

Slays anyone infringing on his chimney turf.

Rest in peace ye merry gentlemen.

Santa Claws held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, May 20, 2009 to Tuesday, May 26, 2009, heartily vanquishing Chimney Sweep to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Super Nail-Eating Snail.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Alt tagline: Slashing through the snow in a one-horse open sleigh.

    Sutter | [ a ]

  2. Or perhaps; Slashing through the snow in a one-horse open slay.

    Glad you came back refreshed. These new ones are some of the best.

    PDobry | [ a ]

  3. I bet Santa Claws is a fan of the new X-Men Wolverine movie. Show this one to the kids at Xmas. Wait… X-men….. Xmas….. is Wolverine moonlighting as Santa Claws?!

    whalemap | [ a ]

  4. how bout for the next one: disgruntled elf...sick and tired of working in the north pole sweat shop..back with a vengeance

    thedave | [ a ]

  5. lol!, more like wolvie's retirement plans after x-men. makes for hell of a persuasion to bad kids around the world.

    mujiri | [ a ]

  6. THEDAVE: Sounds like a good movie plot. Tim Burton might be all over that one.

    netdruid | [ a ]

  7. Sure that shouldn't be "rest in pieces ye merry gentlemen"?

    Nooneinparticular | [ a ]

  8. Any relation to Santa Pause?

    EToaster | [ a ]

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