
Santa Claws held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, May 20, 2009 to Tuesday, May 26, 2009, heartily vanquishing Chimney Sweep to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Super Nail-Eating Snail.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
Explodes Busboys. You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.