The Taste Burglar

The Taste Burglar

Stealing your taste buds in the night.

Everything will taste like styrofoam peanuts after a midnight visit from The Taste Burglar.

The Taste Burglar held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, October 24, 2007 to Thursday, October 25, 2007, heartily vanquishing The Deep Friar to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Betty Luke.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. This one grosses me out sumthin' fierce.

    Angie | [ a ]
  2. Is it the strange phallus-like tongue?

    sutter | [ a ]
  3. Yeah, I think that phallus is in fact a tongue.

    Aron | [ a ]
  4. He wouldn't stand a chance against Paris Hilton or Britney Speares. Neither of them have any taste.

    Vercalos | [ a ]

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Jealous Jockey

Jealous Jockey

Destroys all rivals to his preeminent role on the lawn. This is probably why we're observing smaller and smaller flocks of plastic flamingos as well.