Major Fatigue declared the longest and most successful armistice from Monday, February 09, 2009 to Tuesday, May 12, 2009. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Replaces right feet with left feet. Try all she might, The Clogger just won't be able to dance again.