The Clogger held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, January 24, 2008 to Monday, January 28, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Loo Beast to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Sinister Swapper.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Explodes Busboys. You don't want to be anywhere near this kid if he falls below 50 mph.