Uncle Stand declared an armistice from Thursday, July 03, 2008 to Wednesday, July 09, 2008. His magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Bashes Bulls. *boop* "This is the 6:30 westbound... in a couple minutes the dining car will be serving hamburgers, meatballs, steaks, and a side of hooves."