Lulling Lute

Lulling Lute

Pacifies, then pulverizes.

Prepare for the serene relaxing sound of your doom!

Lulling Lute held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, July 09, 2008 to Thursday, July 10, 2008, heartily vanquishing The Aching Head to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Allegrissimo.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Guest Illustrator Pete Dalkner.


Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. That was a really short vacation! Or will we see a number of guest heroes in a row now?

    #54 | [ a ]
  2. This guy looks like the total package.

    bettsmedia | [ a ]
  3. I doubt this guy stomps people to death, what with his delicate, tiny feet.

    solaana | [ a ]
  4. He smirks thinking of the aforementioned impending doom that he will reap.

    Daniel Anan | [ a ]
  5. Looks like Lulling Lute loves legwarmers?

    burt | [ a ]
  6. Wow, that guy looks just like Robin Hood! Well... except for the part about pulverization... and the lute...

    Peter Atkinson | [ a ]
  7. Nice Job Pete!

    Trunk | [ a ]

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