Mr. Carvers Biology Class held the coveted title of Current Champ from Wednesday, June 04, 2008 to Friday, June 06, 2008, heartily vanquishing Avaricious Oinksly to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The False Alarmers.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Through his veins flows lava yet through his heart flows hate. Sample Simon can kiss his days of Phlebotomy goodbye when his needle melts into Volcanica's arm.