Vic Hume

Vic Hume

The Human Vacuum.

No air means no sound.

Vic Hume held the coveted title of Current Champ from Monday, June 02, 2008 to Monday, June 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Opus Rumpus the one man band to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of The Copper Coppers.

This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .

Audience

Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

  1. Please tell me he's wearing a flesh-colored sumo-type thong!

    JBLIII | [ a ]
  2. Maybe he was wearing one, but it got inhaled...?

    burt | [ a ]
  3. That would suck...

    JBLIII | [ a ]
  4. WOW I wonder what his limit is, and what a swift kick into that vague area under his belly would result in???

    Nicely drawn hero Kevin!

    Mountain Gnome | [ a ]
  5. Those serifs look like they're going to be painful on the way down, but I guess that's what it takes to be a superhero!

    Joseph | [ a ]
  6. Thank you for this. Thank you.

    Easy peasy lemon squeasy | [ a ]
  7. I'm just the littlest bit concerned about how he created that internal vacuum in the first place... are we to assume he's venting to atmosphere somewhere? Yikes! Great character.

    Ali a go go | [ a ]
  8. Can Vic only suck air whilst in the nude?

    Daniel A | [ a ]

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