Opus Rumpus the one man band held the coveted title of Current Champ from Thursday, May 29, 2008 to Monday, June 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Antler Enchanter to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Vic Hume.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Sutter .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…

Lets kids have all sorts'a fun when those UPTIGHT parents ain't around! "Okay Sara... Just a coupla sips of ol' Uncle Stu's beer before bedtime!"