Phisher Man held the coveted title of Current Champ from Tuesday, September 30, 2008 to Thursday, October 02, 2008, heartily vanquishing Stingy Sturgeon to earn it. Unfortunately, brutal defeat came soon after, at the merciless hands of Hourglass of Hate.
This hero's magnaminous likeness was captured at the moment of glorious triumph by Kevin .
Quotes overheard while standing in the crowd that gathered to watch the carnage…
His cleverly-placed mines will sink any enemy ship! This may be the first accidental defeat. If only those mines were less sexually-attractive to Fuzzy...